DMH-Online

NWScript:

void main()
{
 ClearAllActions();
 object oNearest = GetNearestObject(OBJECT_TYPE_ITEM, OBJECT_SELF);
 if (GetIsObjectValid(oNearest))
 {
  ActionMoveToObject(oNearest, TRUE, 1.0f);
  int nSay0 = Random(4);
  if (nSay0 == 1)
  {
   SpeakString("Ooo, stuff!");
  }
  else if (nSay0 == 2)
  {
   SpeakString("It's -MINE-");
  }
  else if (nSay0 == 3)
  {
   SpeakString("Old guy comin' through!");
  }
  else if (nSay0 == 0)
  {
   SpeakString("Ahahaha, gold for the old!");
  }
  ActionPickUpItem(oNearest);
 }
 else
 {
  int nRand = Random(3);
  if (nRand == 1)
  {
   ActionRandomWalk();
   int nSay1 = Random(4);
   if (nSay1 == 1)
   {
    SpeakString("*sigh*");
   }
   else if (nSay1 == 2)
   {
    SpeakString("Walk, walk, walk. It's all I do!");
   }
   else if (nSay1 == 3)
   {
    SpeakString("Must.. find.. stuff!");
   }
   else if (nSay1 == 0)
   {
    SpeakString("*cough*");
   }
  }
  else if (nRand == 2)
  {
   object oFollow = GetNearestCreature(CREATURE_TYPE_CLASS, CLASS_TYPE_COMMONER);
   ActionForceFollowObject(oFollow);
   int nSay2 = Random(4);
   if (nSay2 == 1)
   {
    SpeakString("Here I come!");
   }
   else if (nSay2 == 2)
   {
    SpeakString("Bum rush!");
   }
   else if (nSay2 == 3)
   {
    SpeakString("Hahaha!");
   }
   else if (nSay2 == 0)
   {
    SpeakString("<This model powered by Energizer. Do you have the Bunny inside?>");
   }
  }
  else if (nRand == 0)
  {
   int nSay3 = Random(4);
   if (nSay3 == 1)
   {
    SpeakString("Uh, what?");
   }
   else if (nSay3 == 2)
   {
    SpeakString("You lookin' at me punk?");
   }
   else if (nSay3 == 3)
   {
    SpeakString("Leave me be!");
   }
   else if (nSay3 == 0)
   {
    SpeakString("Default text goes here. Uhh... huh?");
   }
  }
 }
}